“Fans of Carl Hiaasen will especially enjoy this wacky romp.”
“Funny, well-written, and provocative.”
“Unmissable… wonderful and entertaining satire.”
“Wacky, irreverent, bitingly funny.”


To entrap an old flame who’s trying to kill him, an embattled US President sets up a fake assassination targeting himself, but his genius plan goes hilariously wrong when…


Assassination is not Gatlin Fry’s normal line of work. But as a washed-up MI6 bagman living in a trailer park, he’s not choosy. Besides, actually killing the President is not part of the plan. According to his handler, the self-proclaimed “Witch of Langley,” it’s only a black-op sting. All Gatlin has to do is pick up the down payment from the client’s bodyguard, Mr. Z, a one-time oil wrestler. Gatlin is smart enough to know he’s the fall guy and dumb enough to think he can outwit the Witch and take off with the loot. But like Mr. Z, she has her own agenda, and as Gatlin negotiates their obstacle course, wildly unpredictable events pump up the stakes.


Meanwhile, in Washington, Benny Capone, the President’s attorney, inadvertently leaks a secret, sending shock waves across the Atlantic. In the uproarious mayhem that ensues, the President’s “fake” assassination gets very real. Will he survive his D-Day trip to Normandy? Will Gatlin end up rich, or in Guantanamo Bay? Sweet justice awaits someone, but who? All is revealed in this irreverent, entertaining, and wickedly funny satirical thriller.


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…an action-packed, laugh-out-loud satire that offers fun galore… an absolute blast to read.
Readers’ Favorite

…craftily intersects politics, intrigue, comedy, and a cast of well-devised, skewed characters into a memorable and humorous journey into presidential politics.

…a witty, satirical romp… that you either dislike or love. Personally, I loved the provocative nature of this book and found it easy to laugh at its often-comical moments

…a brilliant flight of the imagination. As a political lampoon, The Day of the Ferret handles its theme with insight and wry humor, an entertaining story for grownups that you want to read for its inventiveness..
Vincent Dublado

…well-written with seedy politics, plot twists and turns, affairs, backstabs and strange friendships, which ultimately made for a great adult themed read… a definite must add to the “want to read” list.

This book will thoroughly entertain you as long as you like action and don’t mind a huge dose of humor.
Joshua Olokodana